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Awww Yeah
The verdict: pretty damn cool, though Zazzle’s color saturation is a little wack. To be fair, it might be my .png file. I must consult my graphic advisers. Still! A woman at Staples and a man at...
View ArticleBriefly: What You Missed Out On
Alice over at bread & honey received her green tea Kit Kat in record time and apparently didn’t even wait to get off the porch before she assaulted her husband with a piece. Which you know, is...
View ArticleIt’s My Birthday
I don’t have much to say about it yet, I’ve only been awake for an hour, but I did already read this opinion piece about Los Angeles that made me literally squirm with glee and pride. More later.
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Broiled Boston with Garden Salad
Greetings from MIKE the VIKING, amidst the smoldering ruins of Apocalympia. I hope your summer has been full of rapings and meatstuffs, or, for the veg amongst you, gropings and bean curds. We are...
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Oh, the things you’ll find in jars
We’ve got the red death here at Fig Manor, so there’s not much cooking going on. Unless you count cooking up some sweet meth from single packet of sudafed we were able to acquire after a rigorous...
View ArticleThe Epiphany
me: “I think I eat hummus because I can’t admit just want to be eating raw garlic.” Coworker: “It is garlic frosting.” me: (ZEN)
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Comma Police, Arrest This Girl
The great secret not-so-secret novel-editing project is proceeding more or less as planned. Thank you all. With your help, we may get this out just in time for the Mayan Apocalypse. I’m as excited as a...
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FUDGE YOU and your little dog too
T’were the busy season at Fig Manor, what with the apocalypse and the other thing. Anyway, the captain has not been making any “new” recipes lately, and she has this thing about not repeating...
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My Mom Died
Starr Wall passed away on January 24th after 8 years of very bothersome chemotherapy. She does not recommend it as a way to go. But she stuck around because she loved the following: snow storms,...
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BAD NEIGHBORS is go!
The day of reckoning is at hand or something. Because I decided that the plan to have the games shipped to us and then re-ship them to you was totally stupid, needlessly complicated, slightly...
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Happy Burfday
Today is the day we celebrate our evil master Sunday, Queen Boss Captain of Angerburger and all things angry and burgery. If you know what’s good for you, you’ll have an Irish Whisky, some espresso,...
View ArticleHackety Hack, Don’t Talk Back
Hi! Anger Burger got an STD and now there are Viagra-type links in every single post back until the beginning of time. At this time we are not sure if there is an easy fix or if we have to manually...
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